As far as the title goes well I just wanted to use this term in one of my blogs it basically means "a maze generally one that you could get lost in".
This post is basically on the type of people you may find in your office. have fun !!!
1. Doggigar - Tries to hang out with you and your group but somehow just doesn't seem to get the hint that he is unanimously hated. It rains when he talks. Gives out ultra SAAAD jokes. Is the favourite to win the award for “THE MOST IRRITATING PERSON”. So why the name well coz the jokes would be of this order..
Q: "dog and bone main harne wale ko kya bulatha hai"
A: Doggigar ( attempted spoof on bazigaar apparently ).
Dont worry cause mostly likely this person is your bosses best buddy so u have to actually laugh at this while your brain is recovering from the shock it just got.
2. The Hot Chick -Has great physique. A descendant of Venus. Hangs out with less hot girls so that she stand out. Makes most of the guys drool while intimidating the rest of the girls in the office. And as obvious she will have nothing to do with you or your group. Most likely she'll have something do with doggigar to make your life more miserable.
3. The SCJP guy - This guy is basically dumb, may know stuff and all but people interaction skill all time
zero!! Oh the best part he tries to hang out with your group and just doesn't seem to get the hint that we are laughing at him and not with him. Agreed that some of us don't have a that strong a hold over English, and even the best of us falter at times. i know your saying that happens, what wrong in that everyone has a bad day, why am i making such a big post on it?? Listen ....
On a random day while I'm parking my bike and he also enters the parking lot at the same time, seeing me and he runs to catch up with me puts his hands on my shoulder and says "Dude!! your pants look amazing from the back side" ... okay and all I managed to reply was "okay!!! thanks" ... while shaking his hand of my shoulder. My thoughts .. my bad day!!
4. Ghurkha Bhai -Well this is the overly friendly guard/office boy that try to talk to u like yr really old buddies or something. The most irritating part is that they will throw the most embarrassing statements with the most brilliant timing ever coz the rest of your group will be there too who will undoubtedly take your trip for quite some time. Beware at times they may try to hit on you .. in some case after three failed attempts they play nice by saying "bhen maanke pucha .. bura maat manoo"!!!
5. Kitty Party -This is the most irritating group of people you'll ever find. Basically how I define this group is there will be one "Kitty" in the group and a lot of dogs who'll try to make intelligent conversation. Mostly the kitty will be the kinds of Item 2 that I talked about earlier. Whats unnerving about the whole "party" is not that the Item 2 has nothing to do with you, but the kind of "intelligent" conversation that takes place. For instance listen to this...
Apparently the discovery channel mood is set in and here is a small part of the conv --
" A -- u know there are crocodiles at this place called bheemeshwari.
B -- yeah i know .. but they are not harmful as in they only attack you if they feel your a threat!! ( yeah all u have to do is carry a whole stock of Alpenlibe )
C -- BTW .. do crocs have teeth!
B -- haan .. chote chote hote hain .. but dont worry man they won't attack !!
........... "
then the conv moves over to discussing the whole philosophy of "medium" sized t-shirts and difficult it is to shop for a "medium" sized shirt!
6. The Pagal and his group - You may not find a lot of these people .. partly crazy .. partly fun .. basically the kind with lot of enthusiasm to do everything related to fun ... and also the kind that most people in general feel "What the @#$% is this item doing here!!!!" .. well to shed more light a few stories of the group.
for eg.
>> I'm sure none of u would have met many people who would ask a person to "TAKE" a particular albums** song,(without knowing the likes or dislikes of the person or the person them self)
THREE times over a span of a week. Oh and the third time is after the person has politely refused to take the song the previous two times.
>> Supposedly "A" types a hate message about a person "B" and wants to send it to "C" whose a close friend but intentionally or accidentally the message gets send to "B". so what does "A" do ??? lots of neat and safe ideas I'm sure. But here is what "A" actually does. "A" goes to "B" cubicle and tries to switch the comp off, but Murphy being so apt the comp doesn't switch so "A" conveniently pulls out the power cord. Well overall quite cool and sensible but just so that there is no doubt what so ever when "B" finally arrives back to his/her cube "A" goes over and asks a doubt to which "B" innocently replies " My comps restarting right now could you come back a bit later!! ", "A" leaves smiling :)
These people are basically cool but well at times I guess quite intimidating and also some of their antiques just go for a toss!!
>> Like when apparently pagal and his group go down for coffee and in the neighboring office's terrace there apparently is a chick standing talking over the phone. Tho one of the pagals gets hit by an enthusiasm stroke and he starts whistling ( I know quite cheap but bear with me ). One, two whistle down and the person on the roof turns around .. which I'm very sure wasn't for the whistling but interestingly .. the person turns out to be a guy.
The only thing bad or in a way bad is that when your part of this group u undoubtedly get
the look. By
the look I'm refering to the look that DeNiro has in "Meet The Parents" remember the "Im watching you" one.
7. The Rest of the people Who Hates Ur Fucking Guts -Gives a mean DeNirolook every time he/she sees u. U obviously don't know what it is he hates about u. Has menacing plans on how to screw you if the boss assign both of u on the same task team.
If u can identify more please add them in as comments !!
** the albums name was Bhool bulaiya and so the title!!!
